Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
100 Stories of Sex, Excess and Stupidity
40+ Sarcastic Travel and Driving Tips
Plus, over 20 photos of bastardized signs and awnings from in and around NYC
Thousands of Paperback and Kindle Versions Sold!
With the acerbic wit of a jaded New Yorker who's driven over a million miles in and around NYC, Nicky Testaforte opens the door of his limo to tell the amazing and funny stories of the ridiculous things he's seen and heard in addition to relating stories from his clients and other drivers.
Speaking of other drivers, here are reviews from two professional chauffeurs who aren't knuckledraggers or bottom feeders.
Tony Sorendo rated it Five Stars on Goodreads:
"Being a former limo driver myself. I could definitely relate to the stories depicted in this book. Well written and very humorous indeed!! Loved it."
Nicole L. Paris 5.0 out of 5 stars EXCELLENT READING!!!!
"Being a driver myself, I can honestly relate to the stories and suggestions made in this book! Being a limo driver is one of the most exciting and thrilling jobs a person can do, minus the horrific treatment provided by thoughtful clients making insensitive remarks to us. This book describes it all and is well-written. I enjoyed it from start to finish, any limo driver should read this, as well as the clients needing a refresher on the subject of "The world that doesn't revolve around them"!
Get your copy today and join the thousands of readers who've had a laugh at someone else's expense!
4.38 / 5.0
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As a former dispatcher and driver, I was laughing and agreeing with the author about all the crap he's seen, you really can't make this stuff up. There is something about dealing with the entitled that generates unbelievable stories. Not only are his stories and tips great, but all the pictures he's added can only come from NYC.Great book!
Not so great...somewhat entertaining
After returning from a trip to New York I tried to explain to my friends how cool the adventures the driver shared with me were. This book gives an entertaining insight. Great read!
There was times where i laughed so loud at this book. Funny, insightful and some handy hints. Perfect for a afternoon of stereotypical british rain.Can't wait to go back to New York now.
I had to put Nicky's book down while reading it on the bus. I kept laughing out loud. Nicky, you're a wonder . . . thanks so much for the fun read. I needed it.